Boyd Rice is
for beating and slapping,
Not for singing or for rapping,
His lyrics sound
worse than those grunting while crapping.
*SIRENS*
*MOANS*
Boyd Rice walks into a single's
bar,
He spies a woman smoking a miniature cigar.
She is drunk, all's a
blur,
As he takes the seat right next to her.
He places his hand on her
loin,
She turns around and kicks him in the groin.
She stands over that
fallen skunk,
She says "Look, you bastard, I'm not that drunk"
*SIRENS*
*MOANS*
*NAZI GOOSE STEPPING SOUNDS*
Boyd
struts down the street,
Wanting service for his throbbing meat.
He sees
a black hooker in the alley,
"Hey Sugar! Come to Suck'em Sally"
He says, "Look Baby, I'm hard as a rock"
She says "For ten
dollars, I'll suck that cock"
He brings a knife to her knee,
He says,
"Bitch, you gonna suck me for free."
As he threatens to stab her
right leg socket,
She reaches deep in to her dress pocket.
She pulls out
her little black bottle of mace,
And then proceeds to ignite his face.
Around the corner appeared her pimp,
He plugged Boyd's knee, making him a
gimp,
Then grimaced as Boyd staggered with a newfound limp.
*SIRENS*
*MOANS*
*NAZI GOOSE STEPPING SOUNDS*
Boyd
and a fat chick leave a keg party,
Off to a motel ran by a guy named Marty.
In the room, alone at last,
She says she will not, due to his racist past.
He pushes her on to the bed,
Then tries to force her to give him head.
He takes his hand and squeezes her rump,
She hits him between the eyes, leaving
a lump.
He spreads her ass, Ready to ram,
She turns around and delivers
a choke slam.
He lies and withers on the floor,
He utters "I'll get
you, you filthy whore'
She says "You ain't nothing but a wussy,
She
hikes up her dress and forces him to eat her dirty pussy.
*SCREAMS*
Screams
heard by motel manager Marty,
He says "Oh My God, That doesn't sound
like a private party"
"It sounds like some one is violating a little
girl",
"I better call officer Bill"
*SCREAMS*
She straddled
his face, violating him more,
Just as officer Bill kicked down the door.
"He tried to rape me" She cried.
Boyd laid helpless as she lied.
Officer Bill said "I'll make his life hell,
I throw him in the minority
section of the county jail"
*SIRENS*
*TIRE SQUEALS*
*CELL SLAMMING SOUNDS*
He
stood in a cell, with those he spent his life hating,
Not knowing he was about
to experience some inter-racial male to male mating.
*SILENCE*
Inmate
1: Here's the story, Here's the scoop, Bubba gonna fuck you where you poop.
Inmate 2: Honkeys come in droves, they come in masses, Bubba done tagged all their
asses.
Inmate 3:He'll bend you over, squeeze your tit, Bubba gonna fuck you
where you shit.
Inmate 4: He takes no lip, he takes no sass, Now Bubba gonna
have your sweet white ass.
Bubba: You say your straight and not a queer, So
said those klansmen I found hunting deer. I violated their white power rears and
celebrated by drinking all their beers
Bubba: I'll make you scream, I'll make
you dance... My cock so big, I named it Deliverance.
I know you fear my cock
so black and big.. I'll now make you squeal like a pig!
*WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE*
*WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE*
*WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE*
Boyd..
Boyd.. Turn on the lights,
Time for you to realize that women have rights.
You better learn to treat them nice,
Until then.... Let's hear it for violence
against Boyd Rice!!!!!!!!
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