REMEMBER, NOTHING IS SACRED EXCEPT SPOON
AND MINT! 94! [02:42]
<Kaiden_Fox> the Monty Python cheese shop scetch.
[02:43]
<Kaiden_Fox> "Do you have any limburger?"
[02:43]
<Commissar> cheese - oh, I ate the last piece of sharp cheddar :(
[02:43]
<Lucifer-Satan> Kaiden_Fox: oh, yeah, the cheese shop that sells absolutely
no cheese =)
[02:43] <Commissar> it was
delicious.
[02:43] <Kaiden_Fox> none at
all.
[02:43] <Lucifer-Satan> Kaiden_Fox:
yep =)
[02:43] <Commissar> is the cheese
shop about the 3 cheeses in one cheese and then the Big Cheese?
[02:44]
<Commissar> ?
[02:44] <Lucifer-Satan>
Commissar: naw, it's about a cheese shop, that's still open, even though it hasn't
got a single bit of cheese in it =)
[02:44] <Commissar>
heh...
[02:44] <Kaiden_Fox> The guy keeps
asking for different kinds of cheese, and the propriator keeps saying "no,
we don't carry that."
[02:44] <Commissar>
heh..
[02:45] <Commissar> what DO they sell
there?
[02:45] <Commissar> gall bladder,
but there are complications.
[02:45] <GeneralSecretary>
I my god, not the parrot sketch. "It's merely pining for the fjords."
[02:45]
<Kaiden_Fox> They don't sell anything: that's what makes it so funny.
[02:45]
<Kaiden_Fox> It's a cheese shop with no cheese.
[02:46]
<Lucifer-Satan> Kaiden_Fox: *shudder* *heave* no, no more will smith...
no more! ahhh!
[02:46] * Kaiden_Fox now has a
craving for python.
[02:46] <GeneralSecretary>
There's a band in the cheese shop, though, playing music.
[02:46]
<Commissar> Kaiden_Fox then that is a shop turned atheist.
[02:46]
<Kaiden_Fox> Hey, I'm the quickest there is, I'm the slickest there is,
did I mention I'm the quickest there is?
[02:46]
<Lucifer-Satan> GeneralSecretary: there was?
[02:46]
<Commissar> now is all that flying by here, or what?
[02:46]
<Kaiden_Fox> No Cheeses?
[02:47] <Commissar>
Nope, not even the Big Cheese.
[02:47] * Commissar
wants some more cheddar.......
[02:47] <jedi_knightress^>
in france there are over 2000 certified cheeses
[02:47]
<GeneralSecretary> The CoS does remind me a bit of that cheese shop.
[02:47]
* Lucifer-Satan slowly strolls up to kaiden_fox, and then proceeds to strangle
him.
[02:47] <jedi_knightress^> many more
uncertified ones
[02:47] <Kaiden_Fox> Praise
Cheeses!
[02:47] <Kaiden_Fox> "Do you
have any Dark Doctrines in this shop at all?"
[02:47]
<GeneralSecretary> Sorry, we're out of Satanism just this week. But, please
come back later and see.
[02:47] <jedi_knightress^>
Hail Cheese
[02:48] <Lucifer-Satan> Kaiden_Fox:
"oh, well, we have a bit of, oops, oh, it looks like a rat just made off
with that too."
[02:48] <Kaiden_Fox>
"Do you have the doctrine of cosmogenisis? It's the single most common Dark
Doctrine in human culture!"
[02:48] <Lucifer-Satan>
jedi_knightress^: or would that be "may the cheese be with you"?
[02:48]
<GeneralSecretary> What's also fascinating about that sketch is that John
Cleese can actually remember all those cheese names.
[02:49]
<jedi_knightress^> MAY THE CHEESE BE WITH YOU
[02:49]
<Kaiden_Fox> He must be part mouse.
[02:49]
<jedi_knightress^> Dark Cheddar
[02:49]
<Lucifer-Satan> GeneralSecretary: well, he remembered the parrot sketch
=)
[02:49] <GeneralSecretary> Kaiden: he
only started to eat cheese with some friends that were passing it around. He's
all right now.
[02:49] *** Kaiden_Fox is now known
as Montery_Jack
[02:49] <Metadromos> You
must know that the Mint Ray will anihilate the Cheese.
[02:49]
*** GeneralSecretary is now known as Blue_Dane
[02:50]
<Montery_Jack> I'm declaring myself Heretic!
[02:50]
<Montery_Jack> No longer shall I bow down before the Mintian mindlessness!
[02:50]
<Metadromos> Blasphemer!
[02:50] <Montery_Jack>
I am a Chedarian, strong and sharp!
[02:50] *
Metadromos rends his garments and throws dust on his head...
[02:50]
<Metadromos> BLASPHEMY!
[02:50] <Blue_Dane>
May your stench overpower the weak in flavor!
[02:51]
*** Commissar is now known as Cheddar
[02:51]
<Blue_Dane> Let's meet during the cheaster holiday.
[02:51]
*** Cheddar is now known as DarkCheddar
[02:51]
<Montery_Jack> You cannot cut cheese with a spoon, Infidel!
[02:51]
<Metadromos> See how your heresy has spread oh CHEESE!!
[02:51]
<DarkCheddar> you know, someone owns the nick "cheddar?"
[02:51]
* Lucifer-Satan cuts the cheese, and makes a cheeseburger. all this talk of bloody
cheese is making me ravenous!
[02:52] * DarkCheddar
awaits the Big Cheese - which is really the 3 in 1 Cheese
[02:52]
<Blue_Dane> Lol @ DarkCheddar!
[02:52] <Metadromos>
You corrupt the people with promises of Tofu and Nachos!
[02:52]
<Montery_Jack> Why does your church harras us so much? Are all the Vadians
LACTOSE INTOLERENT?
[02:53] <DarkCheddar>
All the people go to the sickhouse to worship unto the cheeses!
[02:53]
<Montery_Jack> Quick, do not let them find the most Sacred of Cheese
[02:53]
* Lucifer-Satan steals the Chedarian army's lactaid supply.
[02:53]
<jedi_knightress^> lol\
[02:53] <Montery_Jack>
someone, help me conceal it!
[02:53] <DarkCheddar>
and then they eat the cheeses
[02:53] * Montery_Jack
looks around for people to play "Hide the Salami Cheese" with
[02:53]
<Metadromos> The Great Mint has told us that there is CHEESE among the tents
of the Vadians!
[02:53] <Metadromos> BLASPHEMY
[02:53]
<jedi_knightress^> Seek Them out and Destroy
[02:53]
<DarkCheddar> IDOLATRY!!
[02:54] * Lucifer-Satan
sniffs in meta's direction, "you've been eating muenster!"
[02:54]
* Montery_Jack is laughing his ass off at the trintarian/chedarian paralels of
DarkCheddar
[02:54] <DarkCheddar> but the
MYSTERY of the Cheeses is that only 3 cheeses are one cheese, and that is the
Big Cheese
[02:54] <Metadromos> You would
tempt the Great Mint? Have you forgotten that Toeses held up the Spoon in the
Wilderness and our people were spared?
[02:55]
* DarkCheddar looks around and concludes: BEHOLD and LO! er, we are all MAD bwhahahahaha
[02:55]
* Blue_Dane puts up his scientifically correct maniacal laughter.
[02:55]
<Metadromos> A moldy spirit hath siezed the people.
[02:55]
<DarkCheddar> But Metadromos the Toesus were filled with cheese!
[02:55]
<Montery_Jack> Remember Nietcheese saying: "Be careful eating Muenster,
lest you become Muenster, for when you bite into a sandwitch, the sandwitch also
bites into you!"
[02:55] <Blue_Dane>
LOL!!!
[02:55] * Lucifer-Satan becomes the arms
dealer for both the Chedarians and the Vadians, dealing Mint supplies to the vadians,
and high-quality cheddar to the chedarians.
[02:56]
<Lucifer-Satan> Montery_Jack: rofl
[02:56]
<Metadromos> Politics! We are surely doomed.
[02:56]
<DarkCheddar> No Lucifer-Satan you must deliver the 3 cheeses which are
truly but One Cheese!
[02:56] <jedi_knightress^>
us occultists are so screwed.....
[02:56] <jedi_knightress^>
i wonder whether christians do this in their spare time lol
[02:56]
<DarkCheddar> HA!!!
[02:57] <Blue_Dane>
We shall no longer be known as the Red Comrades, but as Red Windsor!
[02:57]
<Lucifer-Satan> DarkCheddar: I have the three cheeses! the three which are
also one cheese! for that cheese is swiss cheese! three cheeses which art swiss!
[02:57]
<Lucifer-Satan> =)
[02:57] <Lucifer-Satan>
FOLLOW ME! FOR I HOLD THE TRUE PATH OF CHEESEDOM!
[02:57]
<Metadromos> I have seen the end of the Mint. I am sore grieved.
[02:58]
<DarkCheddar> and is Switzerland the Kingdom of the cheeses??
[02:58]
<jedi_knightress^> no France is
[02:58]
<Lucifer-Satan> jedi_knightress^: doubt thou, the holiness of the three
cheeses that art one?
[02:58] <DarkCheddar>
Metadromos never spare, I eat of the Cheeses with the SPOON!!!
[02:58]
<Montery_Jack> We must keep our knowledge "occult," lest the Secret
of the Curds be corrupted by those who don't understand the Mysteries of the Big
Cheese
[02:58] * Montery_Jack whips his head around
to stare at Lucifer-Satan
[02:58] <Montery_Jack>
The Kingdom of the Cheeses is not of this vat!
[02:58]
<jedi_knightress^> lol
[02:58] <Blue_Dane>
No more shall their Stilton minds stifle free thought!
[02:58]
<Lucifer-Satan> Montery_Jack: no! we shall take the cheese to the people!
we shall teach them the making of cream cheese!
[02:59]
<Blue_Dane> And they shall run towards enlightenment faster than camambert!
[02:59]
<Metadromos> Can you eat of both the table of the Mint and the table of
Cheese? How can you serve both Limburger and Mentos!
[02:59]
<DarkCheddar> and the Profits, ooops, prophets said unto Toeses, become
like unto the cow: mooo moooo
[02:59] <Montery_Jack>
BEHOLD! I have become a monstrous machine of fermentation to those who would resent
my parmasian!
[03:00] <DarkCheddar> Metadromos
yes, you can use the SPOON!
[03:00] <Lucifer-Satan>
Metadromos: behold, the swiss. in its holes, thou must placeth one mentos!
[03:00]
<Metadromos> lol
[03:00] <Lucifer-Satan>
Metadromos: one mentos in each hole, must thou placeth.
[03:00]
<Montery_Jack> Your freshness is a vile abomination! Put cheese into the
mouth that mocks the just and zesty!
[03:00] <DarkCheddar>
And the cry rang out over the land of the Boot: racote! racote! racote!
[03:00]
<Blue_Dane> We shall fight for the liberty of the people, their independence,
their Briedom!
[03:01] <Montery_Jack> ewww...
minty cheese?
[03:01] <Montery_Jack> that's
just nasty.
[03:01] <DarkCheddar> HAAAAAAAA
[03:01]
<Montery_Jack> They can take our wives.... but they can never take... OUR
BRIEDOM!
[03:01] <DarkCheddar> haaaaa
[03:01]
<DarkCheddar> shit.
[03:01] <Metadromos>
Behold! Thou hast profaned the Spoon! Thou cheese worshippers, know that the Mint
will rain rats from the sky and devour the cheese!
[03:01]
<Lucifer-Satan> lol
[03:02] <Blue_Dane>
Listen not to Metadromos, the false Savoyard.
[03:02]
<Montery_Jack> I have an idea. Instead of fighting with ourselves, why not
join forces to destroy Turkey?
[03:02] <Lucifer-Satan>
Metadromos: know that the fungus who art in heaven shall rain down yuppies to
devour the mentos!
[03:02] <jedi_knightress^>
we talkin mint mentos or flavoured ones>?
[03:02]
<Metadromos> lol
[03:02] <Blue_Dane>
Yes, destroy the Edam-ites.
[03:02] <Montery_Jack>
The Fungus is not of heaven... the Fungus is Amungus!
[03:02]
* DarkCheddar heralds the coming of the destruction of Turkey, the call of war
shall be bwaaak bwaaak bwaaak!
[03:02] <Lucifer-Satan>
Montery_Jack: lol
[03:03] <Montery_Jack>
My Kingdom Come, my Will be Done, on Swiss as it is on Chedder
[03:03]
<Montery_Jack> Forver and Ever. Hail Toesus.
[03:03]
<Blue_Dane> The doctrine of cheddar is in full agreement with the doctrine
of the Feeta.
[03:03] <Blue_Dane> And the
Toegonzola.
[03:03] <Lucifer-Satan> DarkCheddar:
and it is said in the book of the cheesecloth, that the chicken shall unite with
the cheese, and the breading spices and tomato sauce, and crush the turkey!
[03:04]
<Metadromos> The cheese lasts but a short time, then you will cry out for
the Mint and it shall not hear thee.
[03:04] <DarkCheddar>
But I have the SPOON!
[03:04] * DarkCheddar hides
the spoon!
[03:04] <Lucifer-Satan> Metadromos:
then, then shalt our breath be as fire to thine eyes! and we shall smite thee
with it!
[03:04] <Metadromos> LOL
[03:05]
<Montery_Jack> The Cheese shall last! The Cheese is what BINDS us together!
[03:05]
<Montery_Jack> woo hooo! We have an authentic Holy Artifact to fight over!
[03:05]
<DarkCheddar> Lucifer-Satan you been chowin down with the Limburger?
[03:05]
<Montery_Jack> yes... and what a RUSH that LIMBURGER is!
[03:05]
<Lucifer-Satan> DarkCheddar: awe, well, the sacred cheese is almost past
its due date....
[03:05] *** Montery_Jack is now
known as Rush_Limburger
[03:05] <Metadromos>
I shall launch a crusade to the Toely lands, we will sieze the cheese and restore
the Mint to the throne!
[03:05] <Rush_Limburger>
ditto
[03:05] <DarkCheddar> We must first
preserve the Sacred Cow - to keep the cheeses in perpetuity however you spell
that.
[03:06] <Lucifer-Satan> DarkCheddar:
the curds lead thine spelling correctly.
[03:06]
<DarkCheddar> And Briedom shall reign throughout the lands of the Big Cheese!
[03:06]
<Rush_Limburger> So shall it be written! So shall it be done!
[03:06]
<Rush_Limburger> Hail Cheeses!
[03:07] <Metadromos>
The anti-mint has deceieved you, that you would take the mark of the cheese.
[03:07]
<DarkCheddar> Hail the Big Cheese!
[03:07]
*** Blue_Dane is now known as GeneralSecretary
[03:07]
* Rush_Limburger looks at himself, and notices the mark of the Cheese
[03:07]
<Rush_Limburger> oh smeg!
[03:07] *** Rush_Limburger
is now known as Kaiden_Fox
[03:07] *** DarkCheddar
is now known as Commissar
[03:07] <Metadromos>
I hope nobody ever sees this...
[03:07] <Metadromos>
lol
[03:08] <jedi_knightress^> somebody
scrap the logs...
[03:08] * Lucifer-Satan quietly
looks at the Feliks-logs =P~~~~
[03:08] <Metadromos>
We will all be comitted!
[03:08] <Kaiden_Fox>
I am comitted.... to the udder destruction of Turkey!
[03:09]
<jedi_knightress^> i didn't say anything!
[03:09]
<jedi_knightress^> well we could always nuke witnesses with brie anyway
[03:09]
<Metadromos> Anyway, I am almost finished with a *highly* controversial
essay on the Pentacle that is almost certain to cause many debates and probably
a few terrorist attacks, so I really must finish it because I can't wait!
[03:09]
<jedi_knightress^> and send them off to the home planet blue cheese to be
cheddared
[03:09] <Kaiden_Fox> where will
it be posted, Metadromos?
[03:10] <Metadromos>
Information will be forthcoming.
[03:10] <Metadromos>
:)
[03:10] <Kaiden_Fox> I'll worship Vad,
and repent my Cheesy ways if you tell me!
[03:11]
<Kaiden_Fox> I hope you understand that, for my family, I have to keep up
at least the appearance of chederianism
[03:11]
<Metadromos> Heretic! You can not purchase the reward of the Mint with bargaining!
[03:11]
<Kaiden_Fox> Because, if Daddy wants to please me, you know he has to CHEESE
me!
[03:12] <Kaiden_Fox> I've got the Blue-Box
Blues.
[03:12] <Metadromos> The cheese has
made you say this.
[03:12] <Lucifer-Satan>
Kaiden_Fox : ah, yes, kraft, one of our public organizations.
[03:12]
<Kaiden_Fox> Vadians in a Holy War against the Chedarians.
[03:12]
<jedi_knightress^> and chesdale
[03:12]
<Lucifer-Satan> Kaiden_Fox : little do the vadians know, we're already *everywhere*
[03:13]
<Kaiden_Fox> I think it's a conspiracry by the IllumiTani to keep both groups
at each other's throats.
[03:13] <Commissar>
YES> they await the RED RAY TO COME! destroy the adamites!
[03:13]
<Metadromos> :)
[03:14] <Kaiden_Fox>
Do not underestimate the power of the IllumiTani
[03:14]
<Commissar> really!
[03:14] <Kaiden_Fox>
They are behind every conspiracry in the world, except the Vast Right Wing conspiracy.
