Vladlen Dagonovich Nyarlatin, one of our most investigative Satanic Reds
Comrades, recently visited the Soviet Union. He wanted to get information
from the KGB Archives for a website wholly unrelated to Satanic Reds.
During his research, they closed the archives for a day because they wanted
to bust up and remove an old statue of Stalin.
To his utter astonishment and surprise, he noticed an unearthly green glow
from the interior of the hollowed statue. With astute perception, only present
in the highest Adepts in our organization, he quickly surmised that the glow
was coming from an object of some kind. He reached inside and felt a tingling
sensation in his hand as he picked up the strange object.
He beheld the object with utter shock and cosmic horror as Its eyes bore
into his own.
Of course, Comrade Nyarlatin was thoroughly familiar with the object, being
an Adept in the REALLY hidden mysteries of the spoon and mint, which secrets
are only known to the Supreme Magi of the Umm Mysteries. The object, pictured
below, might be familiar to those who understand the True and Horrific secrets
of the Old Ones. However, this is not what shocked and horrified Comrade Nyarlatin.
It was, instead, THE HIEROGLYPHS AT THE BOTTOM OF THIS INCREDIBLY ANCIENT STATUE.
BEHOLD!
